TES Song lyrics . . .
Logical
mr_spock
In honor of the fact that Jimmy Buffet has now got the most financially successful song (Margaritaville) on the planet, I thought I'd give it some new lyrics:

Freezing away again in Snowy Ogreville
Looking for my Warhammer of Stealth
Some people claim that these Ogres are tame
but I know
They will kill if I'm caught . . .

Hypothetical question . . . .
LOTR fire ring
mr_spock
As a combatant in the Imperial Arena, would you willingly go up against a female Imperial Warrior Rank combatant who only fought with Hand-to-Hand combat?  Think about that . . . .

(no subject)
panda
anschauen
*ahem* I come bearing a fanfic of sorts.

It is purportedly written by a certain Shakes-His-Spear, although there are many who speculate that this is merely a pseudonym due to the fact that the author never refers to anybody as "prey".

It is extremely gay, features multiple Telvanni mage-lords, and is most decidedly not NSFW. Stylistic suck. Clicker beware.

The Lusty Telvanni Mage-Lords

Lost Morrowind Mods
Morrowind Vivec Banners
darth_eldritch
Some of you might have heard, the Fileplanet and Elricm sites have closed and have taken a number of good mods for Morrowind. One site, hosted by Great House Fliggerty, Morrowind Modding History is collecting and archiving as many mods as they can. They have made backups of both Planet Elder Scrolls (many of whose older mods were hosted by Fileplanet) and ElricM. They have had technical issues and the job is not an easy one. As it is some mods are simply lost. So they are depending on those who might have these missing mods to upload them so others can enjoy them, as there are people still discovering Morrowind and playing it for the first time and others returning to Morrowind and need to find old mods.

[Here is a partial listing of missing mods]

Black robe, tunic and armor by Cerebreci
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Mods.Detail&id=778

Crystal Armor by StarWalker
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=mods.detail&id=1562

Schwaa's Blue Glass Weapons Pack
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Mods.Detail&id=2802

Forever (NWN inspired bow) by Lego
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Mods.Detail&id=2910

Faylynn's Psychadelic Hlaalu
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Mods.Detail&id=7021&id=3360

Tel Xan by Coldwynn Frost
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Mods.Detail&id=3039

Dark Baron's Robes
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Mods.Detail&id=2223

Serene Tower of Tel Branora ver 1.2(latest version)
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=mods.detail&id=1279

A Whole New Shade of Glass by Luminar
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=mods.detail&id=2313

RheddHeads (ALL faces Combo) by RheddHead/R 1 Oh Seven
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=mods.detail&id=2034


Telvanni Texture Replacer-Shannon Style
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Mods.Detail&id=3363

Theurgist by NarkyBark
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Mods.Detail&id=902

Dwemer Loot by Poodemon
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Mods.Detail&id=2396


Dragon Entrancement by Eric Dies
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=mods.detail&id=1612

Partners Unlimited by Gold Dragon
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=mods.detail&id=3037

Fabric Wall Screens by Craigor
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=mods.detail&id=1744

Gardener's of Morrowind by Slowride and Black
http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/View.php?view=Mods.Detail&id=445


The download links for these are dead and these files cannot be found anywhere else. This is only a partial listing of missing mods, there are many others.

if you have any of these, or any others that Morrowind Modding History doesn't have, please consider uploading them to MMH. If you are looking for older mods for Morrowind, MMH is the most likely to have them as they are working diligently to save Morrowind mods as much as they can.

Any help would be appreciated and many thanks.

Time for a new game...
Langley :)
dark_pheonix


Before Skyrim knocks my metaphorical footware off, I though it was about time to relive the good old days, when cliff racers could literally annoy Cyrexa to death.

Mages
sonic chao
yansirramus
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TES V suggestions by Russian fans
v14
keinkeinkein
Russian TES community asked me to post this message here.


Hail, dear Bethesda Softworks, long life to you!

You're written by TES series' fans from Russia. First and foremost, we'd like to express our belated thanks for Morrowind. We are literally brought up on this game, and the game brought new surprises and discoveries from year to year, revealed to us countless times as we grew older and wiser. We have not still fully explored this huge wonderful world. Your desire to maximize the similarity between life in the game and human life is completely justified. Thank you for giving us the Fairy Tale, into which one can dip as into a pleasant dream, controlling his actions in it. Your imagination is admirable. The diversity and the peculiarity of architectural styles, landscapes, faunae and races makes us glad. Special thanks for the in-game books. Such a considerable cultural layer cannot be found in other games. We've read all in-game books with great pleasure. There is no precedent for graphics. Even now graphics haven't lost the irresistible appeal (though, of course, playing without MGE is already unusual).
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The Nerevarine's Revenge (1/1, parody)
Books
lazuli_writes

The Nerevarine's Revenge

An author receives an unexpected visitor from the Elder Scrolls universe. Tongue-in-cheek thoughts on The Infernal City.

DethKloak artifact
The real me
thegoon2005
I recently started getting back into Morrowind (the computer version) after a friend of mine showed me how to utilize the Elder Scrolls Construction Set. After toying around with it for a while, I created an item called the DethKloak (yes, I was watching Adult Swim at the time). Basically, I got tired of the merchants always taking the good items you sell to them (for example, expensive armor) and wearing it, so that you can't get it back without killing them. The deathkloak, essentially, is a robe that has a -1500 health constant effect and is worth 150 gold. This way, it costs enough for them to buy, and when they put it on, it kills them. I also found that there is about a 50% less chance of getting into trouble by killing merchants that way.

A Small Poll:
Me
darth_balls
What would you do if you had a night off and your options were down to playing xbox 360 or reading a book...

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